jesus christ

*click vid in a qt, plays the vid in the quote instead of the original* *click original, vid freezes & audio plays when I switch from preview to FS* *hit back, see "its amazing elon laid off 80% of the staff and nothing changed" before feed refreshes and the tweet disappears*

One time my drunk aunt who sees me like once every 3 years was asking me about what I wanted to do in life said "but then again you don't really like... Things"

It's very funny that stuff like this gets dunked on when it's 100% the best opener in history

Seems obvious that it's the two women facing each other in the chairs with the military dude on the black lady's left and fdr on Eleanor's right all of them in a square am I the crazy one

It should be illegal to own a vehicle that looks even remotely like a cop car

No power but I feel like MTGO crashing my league and depriving me of two matches with this deck was pretty unjust

Blown away by a new one here which is that when you stay at the Wynn on a comp, they waive the resort fee but that means you CAN'T use the gym without paying.

Arena just times me out and auto-losses me all the time, even when I log back in immediately. Really frustrating but I don't get the sense other people struggle with this because I never hear about it?

"simple! I'd just do a bunch of things that would definitionally make me NOT Hitler!"

Aped in after the tariff panic

The FAIR BET Act now has bipartisan support! Thank you Congressman Troy E. Nehls for signing on. I will continue championing this legislation through Congress. Keep the momentum going!

Finally happened to me in a win and in. Was resolving Travel the Overworld on an even board at 5-1, got disconnected, restarted MTG Arena app immediately (5-10 seconds), sent straight to home screen and had 2 losses. Unreal that the platform does this.

The FAIR BET Act is not ideological. It is just fair, good tax policy.

It's cool that now if I want to get away from a screen and see a live event, I'm forced to peer through a forest of hundreds of small screens being held above everyone's heads.

Changing the gambling loss deduction to 90% will lead to decreased jobs and tax revenue and benefit illegal operators. @Reason explains why the FAIR BET Act is needed. reason.org/commentary/how…

Always nice to find the open lane I guess

Save the em dash!

*Everyone* who thinks they are too smart to get scammed is in fact not too smart to get scammed.

It's gotten crazy that in order to just avoid a cacophony of noise from other people's phones in public I *have* to wear headphones.