Trying out The Viet Baker #headingley and very excited. Nice atmosphere and great smells. #banhmi #pork #delicious

You need to find someone that looks at you just like Theo looks at ice cream. instagram.com/p/BuRNdfEHojj/…

I did a good deed today. It was small and insignificant to me, but appreciated by the recipient. The biggest surprise is the reaction from people around me. I think someone actually swooned. SWOONED!! #swooned

Great ep of #8OutOf10Cats last night with Lloyd Griffith. Looking forward to seeing you in York on Thursday!

I think I want to watch #LineOfDuty again to see if it ends differently. #mindblown #speechless #somanyquestions

Calling all West Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service men & women!📢 If you're off duty this weekend come see us! Show your ID for FREE entry Fri & Sat @ our Bank Holiday Social... (this covers the whole family on Sat). It looked thirsty work putting out our #wildfire Please RT/Share #heroes #poweredbybeer

Anyone got a good pork belly recipe for bao buns? simonrimmer Ping Coombes Jamie Oliver

Big thanks to McDonald's Wakefield for supplying food to West Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service crews at the #speedibake incident. Du du du du Duuuuu were loving it!

You know who produces BANGERS? @andyoddsock do. Chopety Day is an anthem.

On Thursday I think we should clap for everyone doing their bit. People at home, people at work, people washing those hands, people staying away from people, people just being awesome. #ClapForAll #ClapForCarers #WeAreAllKey #COVID19

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An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... #maketheUturn Please retweet and tag your local MPs

This cake is a lot like me. Colourful, lumpy and bumpy and full of lard!

I can happily admit that at 36, I have little to no idea what young people are talking about.

Always baffles me the number of retweets people get for tweeting shite. "Spray tan tastes funny" 67k Likes 4564 RT. But then again they're young and attractive and I'm, well, I'm a toad. #spraytan

I don’t know what is more stellar: the storytelling or the brilliant Michael Winslow level sound effects! #AttendThisAssWhooping

Apart from the obvious abhorrent language and racism used surrounding the #YCCC story. One of the most concerning is ppl saying #thepword is the same as Kiwi, Aussie, or Brit. I thought we had moved on in our understanding of hate and racism. #itsnotthesameatall

THREAD 1. ‘What the hell just happened?’ - My partner (a 999 Fire Control supervisor) and I both used exactly the same phrase as we got home from work today. The true story of today will not become clear until incidents are debriefed, call and incident numbers are reconciled, and