My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

This is simply an admission your industry isn't legitimate. It's built entirely on theft and plagiarism. It deserves to die.

#mrfreeze #batman

two sips of that sugar sludge at the bottom have you outside for another 3 hours in 95% humidity.

Ganges river delta, over India and Bangladesh, photographed in near-infrared from the ISS. It is the largest river delta on Earth.

I love the activists hijacking London bus shelter ads to protest Israel's #GazaGenocide and the UK Govt's #PalestineAction ban. #UKPolitics

Metallica performing Fight Fire With Fire on 8/11/24 in Chicago, IL. #Metallica youtu.be/G7evxlqMHi4?si…

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandate…

To be clear they’re talking about ethnically cleansing black communities

Breaking911 x.com/justvirals/sta…

Trump in Leningrad, circa 1987. His head is still there, circa 2025

Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-lay-ceo-…

house look like a Transformer, disguised as a house.

This 3D-printed chainmail comes straight off the print bed fully interlocked—no assembly needed. [🎥 PropsMaker]

little late for the security detail on Lincoln

Not right now. We still processing Black people in Scotland.

Not to add to the discourse, but… It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’ It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’ It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’ It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’ It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’

No f’ing way, the “acting US Attorney” in NV implicated in the preferential treatment of Israeli pedo / cyberwarfare head Tom Alexandrovich & his escape to Israel is also an Israeli national named Sigal Chattah and Trump just installed her in an unprecedented move 3 weeks ago 👀

According to a post on Reddit, a Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicle t-boned a car in Capitol Hill this morning. Firefighters reportedly used the jaws of life to free the driver, who DC Fire & EMS said sustained only minor injuries.

🚨BREAKING - New Voyager Game! A second new #StarTrek game was just announced! “#StarTrekVoyager - Across the Unknown” is a new story-driven strategy game coming to PC & consoles coming soon from GameXcite. Release date: TBA