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Andrew Turmer

@andrewturmer

Working in Private Equity and obsessing over condensed milk. Mostly found pottering around West London but missing HK. Goes full Nigella most days.

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calendar_today02-02-2009 00:28:39

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Great signing for Liverpool. They are clearly the team to beat. Harvey Elliott, Curtis Jones and Darwin all up for sale now though. Wonder if we’ll take a flier on Darwin at the end of the window to replace Jackson. Cheap reclamation project and market opportunity like Sancho.

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Two obvious guys to sell to raise funds to pay for Xavi Simons. But anyone seen Sterling lately? Didn’t return to training with the rest of the loan group and his ridiculous contract is one we have to move on from.

Two obvious guys to sell to raise funds to pay for Xavi Simons. But anyone seen Sterling lately?

Didn’t return to training with the rest of the loan group and his ridiculous contract is one we have to move on from.
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Winning trophies and having the best collection of young players in the world attracts more young players. Funny that. Someone let Carragher know that players still want to sign for us.

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Wonder who we’ll sell to pay for this. Ali Barat also happens to be the agent of this guy who we are shopping around. Barat can get two massive commission cheques.

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Brentford should start worrying. Sunderland are assembling a really impressive team to give them a great shot of surviving. The gap between the PL and Championship is massive but Brentford are doing their best to get relegated.

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Hato and Simons to finish this window would be perfect. Sporting Directors are on a great run this summer. Then we can focus on sales for the next 5 weeks.

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A loan is pointless. Doesn't give us the funds to reinvest in Hato or Simons and we would lose a perfectly competent backup for midfielders who are either overplayed or regularly injured. Keep KDH if Fulham aren't offering us a chunky fee.

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Every untouchable starter would have a quality backup if we sign Hato and Simons: Cucurella - Hato Reece - Gusto Colwill - Badiashile Caicedo - Lavia/Essugo Enzo - Andrey Palmer - Simons We need that depth for a 60 game season without Conference League training sessions.

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Carragher covering two more Chelsea games. Fun to see him squirm about how much he hates Chelsea, how our model doesn’t work and how players shouldn’t sign for us.

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In: Simons, Hato Out: Veiga, Chilwell, ISS, Gilchrist, Felix, Carney, Sterling, Broja, Nkunku or Jackson Don't think we're quite ready for a title or CL quite yet until Penders and another CB arrive in 2026. But top 4, a CL run and domestic trophy should be the expectation.

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Interesting that Boehly saw this coming. He mentioned it in one of his town halls at the end of last season that everyone at Chelsea had been told the top clubs would be very active in the market. So keep up or get left behind.

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Atletico would have told us they were passing on Veiga before we approached Ajax for Hato today. The deals aren’t linked. Also Veiga still has a market. His agent can’t tell us about 6 clubs wanting Veiga all summer before settling for him staying in the bomb squad for a year.

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Veiga is still getting sold. And we’re still getting Hato to rotate with Cucurella. Good to see the sporting directors stick to the plan despite Atletico making things a bit trickier today.

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How many of these in a swap deal would it take for Newcastle to pick up the phone and for us to stay the right side of the £60m CL settlement?

How many of these in a swap deal would it take for Newcastle to pick up the phone and for us to stay the right side of the £60m CL settlement?
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Which CL-level club is giving Liverpool the money for Diaz and Darwin so that Liverpool can upgrade with Isak and then be even more difficult to beat in the CL? Makes no sense why Bayern would do that. Where are all these offers for Diaz and Darwin?

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Did Maresca just make Enzo watch Lampard videos on a loop? The timing of his runs into the box and finishing has improved so much.