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Andrew Searles

@andrewsearles

Stand-Up Comedian & Actor

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SPOILERS FOR #AHouseofDynamite . . . . . . . . So, you're telling me....$50 billion for an anti-ICBM, we give it 1 shot, it misses, and then....that's it? We don't have an option 2???? Or option 3???? We just go "Shit, we tried. Welp, Good luck everybody!"

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SPOILERS FOR #AHouseofDynamite . . . . . . . . So these soldiers in the Nuke bunker. Training for months, or years for a possible nuclear strike. We fire 1 nuke, it misses, nukes still coming...and suddenly every soldier becomes emotionally compromised??

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SPOILERS FOR #AHouseofDynamite . . . . . . . . What made me go "WTF? SERIOUSLY??" was that we never see how it all ends. No attack. No de-escalation. All build up, no pay off. Could have easily been the best movie of the year. Stumbled? No, stopped before the finishing line

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SPOILERY REVIEW FOR #AHouseofDynamite . . . . . . . . "Blue balls" It is the temporary, uncomfortable aching or sensation of heaviness in the testicles that occurs after prolonged sexual arousal that does not result in ejaculation. This is basically the entire movie.

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A lot of people give this #StarTrek episode a lot of flack for Geordi trying to be intimate with a holographic representation of Leah Brahms. Let's face it. If you could ask the computer to recreate a holographic version of someone,creepy or not, you'd do theπŸ‘sameπŸ‘thingπŸ‘tooπŸ‘

A lot of people give this #StarTrek episode a lot of flack for Geordi trying to be intimate with a holographic representation of Leah Brahms.

Let's face it.
If you could ask the computer to recreate a holographic version of someone,creepy or not, you'd do theπŸ‘sameπŸ‘thingπŸ‘tooπŸ‘
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Breaking News! Game 4 of the #WorldSeries is now delayed because we're still at 5-5, it's Tuesday night, and now at the bottom of the 189th

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In order to keep the players and the audience awake after last nights 7hr game, tonight's #WorldSeries game will be brought to you by Red Bull

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Network: "We're going to air a new episode every week" Netflix: "We're gonna drop the whole season on Day 1" Also Netflix: "We're gonna drop half the episodes now, half in 2 months" Also Netflix: "Ok, we're gonna do this whole new thing where we drop a new episode every week"

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