I know all those delayed trains give you plenty of time to count them, but this figure seems low to me? According to website they run 1,000 miles of track - that’s 50,000 leaves a mile or less than 10 leaves per foot BBC More or Less

It's 10 days to the kbbreview Retail & Design Conference! Booked your place yet? 200 people already have kbbreview.com/conference #kbbconf

There's exactly a week to go to the biggest conference in the industry! There's 200 people booked to come - don't miss out! #kbbconf

My phone has just auto corrected a slight misspelling of 'legislation' to 'life isolation'.

Just rehearsing my big entrance... #kbbawards #kbbconf

The kind of top notch gag you can expect from my speech tomorrow.... #kbbconf #kbbawards

We're trying something new this year - help yourself and sit where you like. #kbbawards

I've always said these awards were rigged... #kbbawards

Morning all, we're ready to go here at the kbbreview Retail & Design Conference 2017 so I'm switching over to kbbreview Conference - see you there

Kicking off the @kbbreviewawards 2017 is the wonderful Andrew Davies Full ballroom of #KBB professionals- #BestKBBawards

#congratulations A great night Andrew Davies & entire team #OutOfThePark

Massive, humongous thanks to all our sponsors, finalists & presenters - you were amazing. See you next year! #icandrinknow #kbbawards

I think that'll be a lot if people tomorrow morning here. Sorry you couldn't be here but well deserved! #kbbawards x.com/damianjwalters…

Let's hope this isn't an EU law that gets thrown out after Brexit...

You're going to need better gags than that on the day... x.com/claraperry/sta…

The fantastic @rpoonline shake the Royal Albert Hall with the Star Wars Imperial March. Amazing.

Looking for KBB industry bods with unusual hobbies or strange previous jobs - were you a fireeater, boyband member, footballer, trombonist?

Hi Toby, might want to check the URL. It looks like you’re looking at our mirror site we use for testing technical tweaks. You want kbbreview.com, NOT kbbreview2.com x.com/tobygriffin2/s…

What’s the latest on actually speaking to an actual person? I’m a Homecare Customer British Gas Help British Gas

Just had a pop-up on the British Gas Help website asking me to complete a ‘Customer Satisfaction’ survey. Irony ensued....