I taught @aparnapkin high school physics. I'm sure my teaching style left her motivated to seek *funny* humor, and not physics. You're welcome, world. #teachersmakeadifference

I would be more upset about losing all my bot followers if I weren't a bot.

I love these collaboration norms. Except for the part where I have to stop talking and listen to other people and take their silly ideas seriously. Which could really get in the way of me expressing my dominance. @ginaquan

Need proof that quantum mechanics is insane? Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Quantum mechanics: Doing the same thing over and over and *getting* a different result.

Announcing, Big Brother in Space! Eight attractive strangers rocket onto the International Space Station and learn to conduct experiments, maintain the life-support system, and form lasting friendships. Will bodies collide? Tune in... 1/2 #ISSprivatization

Will Grady and Horst learn to stop floating into each other? Will Frederique and Xavier finally get frisky? And if so, will their decreased bone density and atrophied muscles allow things to get *really* hot? 2/2 #ISSprivatization