Updating: Cardi B Assault Trial – Day 1 | Emani Ellis vs. Belcalis Almánzar

Jesus was born in a Rome controlled territory, so was Jesus technically Italian?

Did any Swifties analyze the watch time for clues

Life isn’t fair. Kids today have Meghan Markel, a literal royal, teaching them how to cook and I had Rachel ray teaching me how to ration $40 a day on food

LIKE A MECHANICAL WHAT?𓄀

My 9th grade gym/health teacher was a butch woman who told the girls “if a man ever wants to have anal sex with you, ask him to stick a finger in his anus first. If he thinks it’s below HIM and wants to do it to YOU he doesn’t respect you and you shouldn’t have sex with him”

yeah

People will respect someone identifying as a Christian despite a heart full of hate but have a hard time respecting an individuals pronouns. Interesting…

Ladies, let’s be fucking real. If there were a US civil war, the blue states make the money. How would the red states fund anything? The blue states still have strong relationships with world leaders, who would support them in stomping out fascism and authoritarianism. 😜

Ugh could you imagine the modern day Samantha Jones quips if she was in AJLT? “Honey, that hairy nonbinary is checking you out. If you don’t get in on they/them, I will”

“Girls - Trump fucked me again and it’s worse than it was in ‘94”

Google maps and gay sex have taken me to the sketchiest places

Everything is romantic with 5 alcoholic beverages at once

I’m old enough to remember a time when hate speech was removed from social media and people weren’t allowed to openly be ass holes

I wonder if my neighbors ever hear me yelling at Alexa in the mornings when my 5 alarms go off

I think depression & anxiety could be partly cured by financial stability

How do we live in a country where Adderall is more strictly regulated than guns?

"God may have blessed you with Barbies, a backyard with a pony in it, a boyfriend named Jake, and an unwanted pregnancy that your father paid to terminate so that you could go to college and major in being a basic bitch none of these things make you a woman! Your uniform of

They announce a new iPhone and now mine has issues

I’m fostering a deaf cat that got an eye lift at the shelter