They got the dumbest bitches working at instagram headquarters

I’m no better than an old person

Is it me or is December doing 90 mph in a 45 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

This year the feliz is not navidading😭

normalize BED-ROTTING in the holidays & not feeling guilty about it for your mental health

Cause I paid for the whole apartment.

An expired friendship is not Beef

DON'T ever OVERSHARE just because someone is being NICE to you

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

yolanda, you dumb bitch

This.

When you both get caught Cheating 💀😭

like this tweet if you don’t gaf

Was not expecting this community note lol

When I use “😀” this is what I'm trying to convey

Bad Bunny teared up after winning the #GRAMMY for 'Album of the Year' 'DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS' makes history as the first all-Spanish language 'Album of the Year' winner in #GRAMMYs history.

I used to prefer texting over calling but now I prefer being unreachable.

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

“Are you free after work?” me after work: