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bull market rules: - never sell - show off screenshots of your pnl - if you must sell, do it right before it 10x - regret publicly

unboxing Puffpaw on Berachain Foundation 🐻⛓. yes, you can finally get paid to vape. welcome to the future.

it costs $0 to: - not be a hater - clap when others win - turn envy into motivation - stop comparing your bear market to their bull - touch grass - drink water and log off

bad decisions, great lessons: - touch grass > touch leverage - not every dip is a divine intervention - farming yield won’t fix you - nothing good happens in tg at 3am, just go to sleep - early entry doesn’t guarantee a survival

sorry but if your trade is stopping you from sleeping at night, you probably shouldn’t be trading to begin with.

idk who made the rules but why does monday exist

AI is amazing and there are lots of things that you can do with it, but using it/bots to respond to tweets shouldn't be one of them imo i'm already talking to chatgpt every 20 min or so, i'm here to meet real people and to have real convos not to talk to AI-generated tweets

btc is almost back at ATH and everyone on my TL is not rejoicing is everything ok with you guys? did you sleep on the wrong side of the bed? forgot to put sugar in your coffee this morning? did you short and get liquidated? is your bag only alts and that’s why you’re sad?

if this is how we act during ath, i’m terrified for post-correction... alts will for sure die and so will my will to check charts. 🤷‍♀️

the year is 2055 humans live on Mars with their talking dogs but scientists still can’t explain why btc pumps whenever I short and dumps whenever I long

I didn’t get into crypto to get rich. I got in to experience the thrill of losing 80% and calling it a learning opportunity.

one day I’m gonna be so so so happy, I’m gonna look back at these days and think to myself I was so silly for worrying my golden years away

grateful to wake up to this every day manifesting the same for you (unless you’re an awful human being)

is anyone else’s parent weirdly obsessed with AI wiping out humanity? dad’s greatest hits this week: - ‘Terminator will soon be a documentary’ - ‘AI will soon fear death, just like us.’ - ‘AI will kill us all cause we’re bad for this world.’ - ‘We’ve invented a new God.’

got cheese toastie for dinner and I’m genuinely concerned with how they chose to slice this… are you ok? who hurt you? or are you just a creative person who wants to show off?

things to consider before catching a falling knife: - do i even like this knife - have other knives hurt me before - am i projecting unmet needs onto this knife - what would my therapist say about this knife - have I tried not trading

alt season will finally start once we settle if it’s onchain, on-chain, or on chain