Can’t wait to hear “How’s your love life? How’s school? You keeping your grades up?” tomorrow at Thanksgiving dinner It’s all shit, now shut up and pass the stuffing Karen

My Thanksgiving Break went a little something like this: *packed bag to do hw* *set bag down inside* *didn’t open it once* *throws bag back into car*

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MONICA MONICA, HAVE A HAPPY HANUKKAH SAW SANTA CLAUS, HE SAID HELLO TO ROSS AND PLEASE TELL JOEYYYY CHRlSTMAS WILL BE SNOWAAAAYYYAAAAAAAY AND RACHEL AND CHANDLER HUNDHAHNHANLEEEERRRRR

2020 already off to a bad start...

*A Grade* gpa raises .001 *C Grade* sinks gpa, future and the titanic

prof: any questions? me: ya what the fuck

[writes paper] This doesn’t make any sense [doesn’t proofread] [turns paper in]

this is fucking bullshit

mood in this quarantine

I do a lot of illegal shit but I draw the line at littering