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Andre

@andre_venter

Product Developer, very amateur writer. I like humor and random acts of kindness. (Unless I know you in the real world DM's route directly to /dev/null).

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linkhttps://www.unpacking.uk calendar_today11-06-2009 13:54:49

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The government we have has been making these decisions unsupervised for thirty years and the country is on the verge of collapse. Maybe it's time to admit defeat and accept that literally anyone else would make better decisions.

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You and I don't disagree about that. Help me out, where will that come from and when will we get it? At the moment it's only foriegn governments holding our rabble accountable, and our rabble is just flipping the bird to the rest of the world.

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Here's an interesting tidbit of information. Between 1990–2006, in the U.S. Beach sand hole collapses (On top of the person digging) caused 16 deaths, compared with 11 people killed by sharks. So statistically, in the U.S. a hole in the beach is more dangerous than sharks.

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When you see a talking dog, nobody stops to wonder whether it's because the dog is a Basset Hound, a Bulldog, or a Golden Retriever.

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You're incorrectly assuming I haven't already looked. I think it would be best if we agree to disagree and leave it at that. I don't imagine there's anything I could say that would make you hear reason, and there's nothing you could say that would make me communist or socialist.

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I don't know anything about Star Truck or Space wars, today is Dave Brubeck day! 😉🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=vmDDOF…

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"Докажи, что ты не верблюд. А теперь докажи, что ты не двугорбый верблюд." - Кабачок „тринадцать стульев“ - Рустем Губайдуллин - Алла Радзинская - Анатолий Корешков (Советское телевидение, 1966–1980)