Being 33 is waking up saying what the fuck do I do about anything and no one can give u an actual answer

I played a mini "festival" in New Castle, IN and Foxy Shazam played also. They ruled. Also, saw a ton of "gives off warped tour vibes" bands before they got signed. The Devil Wears Prada on the floor of a church rec room comes to mind.

Any of my #indianapolis people have a ticket to the Emery show tomorrow they'd like to sell? I'm an idiot. Made plans to go with a friend and didn't remember to buy my ticket. It sold out.

everyone in a friend group has their own little role, and i’m proud to be the one who always thinks everyone should quit their job

I made a nacho libre reference and my husband laughed but then asked me what it was from so anyways does anyone have contact info for a good divorce attorney?

Me. But opposite.

I've got all the windows open. My dog has been regularly barking at nothing. I just calmly told him to "calm down, brother. No one is here. What are you nervous about? Manifest positivity." So I'm probably need to go cut my man bun off... not gonna tho.

For the record, I'll totally sell out. Just make me an offer.

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

lil angel:”you should tweet something inspiring to young people.” lil devil:”forget that. tweet something that will ruin there lives.” lil angel:”ray would never do that.” ray:”hey kids, get a guitar. learn an E chord without the 3rd.” lil devil:”there ya go.” lil angel:”nooooo.”

Anybody else first hear the name Jack Harlow because of his KFC meal/commercial? Am I old? Also, his fries automatically coming with ranch proves #louisville is as midwest as it is south.

The ADHD urge to give up on doing anything at all because you've a lot to do.

As a person who has played in lots of cover bands... the easy part of Chris Stapleton's version of Tennessee Whiskey is it's an etta james song.

No Thanks. Water color, acrylic, and ink on a pay stub. instagram.com/p/ChFiMMeOLrS/…

Give me a Matt Maeson and Crowmaster collaboration or give me death. @JasonIsbell can play a guitar solo if he's nice about it.

This is my favorite ever tweet. I volunteer as lead guitar tribute.

The Last Supper by Leonardo da Vinci is not in a frame. It's painted on the wall of a dining room for monks in Milan. And right above it Leonardo painted the coat of arms of the man who paid him to do it...