Every time Ancestry updates their DNA estimates I become more and more English and less and less everything else. Somehow, England is colonizing my DNA.

there is a growing body of evidence not that God is a byu fan, per se, but that god is a fan of THIS particular byu team

These are always some of the best Halloween costumes of the year.

Finally, sports commentators are speaking my language.

What a time to be alive. Crumbl

I think about this comic literally every time I step on a treadmill.

Every LDS Utahn who sees this is taking it as a personal challenge to beat Poland.

Yep. I mentally knew this was what I was signing up for as the at-home parent of multiple young children, but experiencing it is something else. It's a serious challenge to get anything done that requires uninterrupted focus. Hats off to all the parents who manage it.

This is not a drill, a mummified #sabretooth cat has been published from the #Pleistocene permafrost of Russia. It's a Homotherium cub! The team (Lopatin et al.) reckon it's Homotherium latidens. Paper is OA: nature.com/articles/s4159… ... cont...

Live footage of me pouncing on my favorite Thanksgiving leftovers before my relatives can get them:

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Accurate representation of my college years:

A wise man has been here.

Nobody captures the post-Christmas mood quite like Nathan W Pyle

Pleased to report that I read over a thousand books in 2024; devastated to report that all but a handful of them were written for children under five.

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