someone please contact the “reader’s brainwaves” editor at Take A Break, they’re not ok

The absolute mortification of your man behind him 😂😂 #IREvRUS #RWC2019 #rugbyworldcup2019

Just explained to a delighted American that we call ‘crosswalks’ ‘zebra crossings’. Then she asked what we call ‘crossing guards’, and I said ‘lollipop ladies’ and now she thinks I’ve just made the whole thing up.

FOUND: A lost unicorn at Heathrow Airport Terminal 2. Lost & Found was closed so they’re currently safe & sound in a temporary London home. Seems very well loved so would love to reunite with owner if possible. RTs appreciated! Can we make some magic happen?

Say it ain’t so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home

These fellas are amazing. The terrorist has already killed 2 people, injured others and they chase him down with a whale tusk and a fire extinguisher. He’s wearing a suicide vest which they don’t know is fake. Incredible. True heroes. #LondonBridge x.com/2tweetaboutit/…

During #StormDenis this 80 metre vessel 'The Alta' washed up 3 miles west of #Ballycotton. It was cargo vessel that was abandoned in South East Bermuda in October 2018. The vessel last spotted off the coast of West Africa in September 2019 and has been wandering seas until today

Idea for a romcom. Two people hook up on a night out. Wake up and have to self isolate for two weeks in one of their flats because of COVID-19. Working title: Just the two of (vir)us.

Due to coronavirus precaution, Bob Shellard isn't allowed to visit his wife in her Connecticut nursing home. So he stood outside her window and held up a sign that said "I've loved you 67 years and still do. Happy Anniversary." 4.nbcny.com/nEX9Y2K

Social Distancing #HappyEaster

'What is the secret of living so long?' 95-year-old identical twins Lil and Doris gave @Piersmorgan the MOST unexpected answer to the secret to long life😬 ... Susanna Reid's reaction says it all😳😳😳

I don't get it...

Temple Bar was so quiet tonight until the webcam picked up some lunatic doing the catwalk...

Please have a watch and RT 🙏🏻 bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe #Election2020

This is how Ireland ended its newscast tonight

It's Veganuary. It's lockdown. It's time to win some damn irresistible sweets to keep you hyped over the coming weeks. Fancy winning? Retweet this and follow us 👋 We'll pick two people at random to enjoy some sweet goodness, because Veganuary doesn't have to be boring 💞

#shouldertoshoulder

You might JUST be able to see the city of Cork, Ireland on this somewhat cloudy view from the International Space Station. RTÉ News Cork City Council Met Éireann Port of Cork Feb 15, 2023 11:06am UTC

#OTD My great-great-aunt Mildred Harnack was beheaded on Hitler’s direct order. Born in Milwaukee, she graduated from the University of Wisconsin & moved to Germany to pursue a PhD. As an American grad student in Berlin, she witnessed a rapid increase in Hitler's popularity. 1/12