where anne hath a will anne hathaway

when I die, don’t let anyone say “fly high” 1. I hate that 2. I’m scared of heights ty

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the pro-Israel stance on a former princess support page is wild

VHEN vill you vear vigs???

Meowdy

me when the kids i’m babysitting are watching Miss Rachel

a kid at camp asked me what’s my fave soda and I said Shirley Temple and she replied “you’re so real for that” nice

when a friend/Disney bud is convicted for CSAM and you notice their comments are suddenly shrinking….

alright. someone please for the love of god make an all-vegan version of Souplantation. I need that Mac and Cheese. And the weird pizza bread. And soft serve 😩

no you’re SO right. A mechanized salt and pepper shaker really screams “country” if it’s on a blacktop grill

I think the former princess page needs to stop drinking the disn3y kool aid sometimes

democracy has never been more dead

Last time I ever dine here. Olive Garden

someone please help me find the tik tok where someone says “if i make this basket, your moms a ho” and the kid says “but you’re my mom” after they make it and she goes “I KNOW THATS RIGHT”

eat the rich applies to taylor swift

Good thing no one posts or notices when I post on X. Now I can scream into the void that I bought a really cool metronome. No I don’t play music or sing. I just like how it makes my brain feel :)

To Da Buzz (as in the Smash player) I’m so sorry for calling you Da Bussy in person at EVO like 2 years ago.