I’m tired of Taylor Swift

I was at a concert tonight and after their first song a woman in the front row very loudly said “I play guitar too! And harmonica!” and the lead guitar guy said “ok cool”. There are two points to the story: first is to not be that lady, second is to be that guy.

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

If you REALLY think about it, How many cars do you think you see per day?

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Companies who send me Giving Tuesday emails multiple years after I have used or purchased their services get a quick unsubscribe.

Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille

had to listen to men talk about march madness and football on 2 different work calls today and it got me wondering how men would react if women were talking about something like ultas 21 days of beauty or the bachelor

Waiting inside at a car wash and the national anthem came on the playlist they’re shuffling and all three adult men inside stood up and put their hands on their hearts. Very Texas!

The Honey Guy at the farmers market said “no ants this time 😉” and some people giggled but I know it was because last time, there was ants. There was ants in the honey. And he offered 10% off for the ant honey🍯

Tired: pronouncing words like “articles” as if they were names of ancient Greeks Wired: pronouncing mistake, spit take, outtake, etc. like the names of Japanese mushrooms

You telling me a horse drew this carriage?

Highly recommend youtu.be/l5JD4KhW9KA

You’ll never guess what song goes through my head when I see a white winged dove

I have mentally invented a toast board where you have little strips of buttered toast from different breads and a lot of different jams and nut butters and stuff. Gonna make it!

I want to open an outdoor spa called patio pedicures where you sit in a magical garden and get your nails done and get served snacks and cocktails

So, what do you think is gonna happen at 7?

Rt if your phone goes ding a ling every night at 9:44 pm and you don’t know why but also don’t care enough to figure it out

Rt if you fed a family of 7 racoons an entire lemon Bundt cake piece by piece over the past 5 weeks

Kids who were teachers pets in school definitely floss every day so the dentist will give them good grades