Glad Roger Ailes told Fox to tone it down, but what does he mean by "the other side" should as well? Fox is on one side? Duly noted.

I think Cooking Mama is secretly drunk. There's a step in making a hamburger where you have to carry it to a table without falling over.

Apparently if you burn the meat, boil over the noodles, ruin 2 cans of white sauce, and pitch the lasagna on the floor, Mama gives you a 61%

I knew the streets were slippery to drive on, but that's the first hill I've ever seen that was too slick to WALK on. #lolblackice

PLEASE REPOST: QLD Floods, Fairfield RSPCA is going under water, anyone who can take in any animals please call (07) 3426 9999 #qldfloods

New study shows that lobbying pays off for companies http://ow.ly/3C6cO (no surprise there)

Because we're evil jerks, we'd never donate to the #QLD #Flood appeal. Don't be evil jerks like us: http://tinyurl.com/22td7ec #QLDFloods

LESSON OF THE DAY: There is a difference between bad players and new players that want to learn.

http://gizmodo.com/5732943/linguists-foolishly-place-apps-above-cookies that is all

Where tetris blocks come from http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/07/500x_thread.jpg

LOVE the new costume, Spidey. It really shows off your muscle. You must be benching at least, what, 50kg?

When the axe came into the woods, many of the trees said, "At least the handle is one of us." ~ Turkish proverb

Rolled a bad guy in DC Universe Online to help me understand why villains do what they do... and also beat up Batman.

'Toy Story 3' wins the #GoldenGlobe for best animated film

Relevant. http://twitpic.com/3qzktg #mlkday