Damnit Whitney Cummings the Source Naturals Skin Eternal Serum is unavailable now and I blame you! 🙄

Watching history being made gives me chills! 💙 Madam Vice President, I love saying that! Kamala Harris

Spreading disease over the Thanksgiving holiday? That’s sooo 1621.

11) Containment measures work.

Sometimes I randomly remember that osmosis is the diffusion of water through a semi permeable membrane #science

Me: how much time is left in this movie? HBO: You are 1:25 into a 1:47 min movie Me: why you make me do math?

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

HERstory 🖤

ok we'll take him 💙💙💙 #repeat #dodgers

Tina and Amy are looking real witchy and I'm here for it 🔮🧙‍♀️ #GoldenGlobes

Trevor Bauer 😂😂😂😂😂

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Look at us. Who would’ve thought?

Vacation life is the best life 🌺🤙

Favorite car karaoke movie scene: I’ll start:

This shot of Dodger Stadium 😍😍😍 #NLCS