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If something I say rattles your cage, ask yourself why you're living in one.

Dr. M.F. Khan The real Trojan protection.

Pokémon Daily Back in his day, they didn’t have Mega Evolutions, they had manners! Still breathin’ fire… but now it’s just heartburn. Don’t make him angry, he’ll nap at you aggressively. He used to roast enemies. Now he just roasts the grandkids.

ryan 🤿 For $10K, that skin better come with a built-in filter.

Weird Things Caught 📹 Respect starts at the top. And in this place, it shines all the way down. When the boss protects dignity over dollars, humanity wins. This is how you build loyalty, not just a team. More leaders like this, please.

Posts Of Cats Cardio AND chaos? Don’t mind if I do. This is why cats don’t need thumbs, they’re already weaponized.

Taste the rainbow

I wonder why everyone stares whenever I have a snack.

Spotify Highway to Hell, just in case the GPS starts rerouting suspiciously.

Modern History 𝕏 Pretty sure one of those moves opened a portal. Meanwhile I pulled a muscle reaching for chips.

Creepy.org Even ghosts were like, “Damn, Margaret.”

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬 Love is our factory setting, hate is a sketchy software update.

Imagine being able to stealing a Tesla, only for the Autopilot to drive you to the police station.

The apocalypse is here, and you’re the only thought keeping me sane.

aka That's a visual representation of how 2025 is treating me so far.

Women Being Awful Ma’am, you’re being audited by the Department of Dog Affairs. (She's ovulating)

You’re not Wi-Fi. Stop trying to connect with everyone.

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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.

This is the most alien like video ive seen in a while