Called ISIS for advice on carving out part of another country as your own Free State. Those guys talk weird. #ORmilitia The Oregonian

Friggin' CNN keeps calling me and wasting my cell minutes. This is gonna cost a fortune in overage fees... #ORmilitia The Oregonian

FREEZING last night. We're taking a vote about moving the occupation to Key West. #YallQaeda #ORmilitia #OregonUnderAttack The Oregonian

Blocked off the entrance because the refuge belongs to the People. (Just not ALL people.) #YallQaeda #YeeHawd The Oregonian #ORmilitia

We plan to be here for years. Don't worry, our families at home can get by on gummint assistance. #YallQaeda #ORmilitia The Oregonian #YeeHawd

Demand: Two dozen WHITE Castle cheeseburgers, no pickle. Oh, and federal lands in private hands. #ORmilitia #ORMilitiaDemands #YallQaeda

Of course we're armed! There's BIRDS here. Do you have any idea how vicious a Cattle Egret can be? #ORmilitia The Oregonian #YallQaeda

We seek the peaceful overthrow of the US government. Just hand us the launch codes, and it's all good. The Oregonian #YallQaeda #ORmilitia

The cold is messing with my arthritis. May have to go on disability when this is over. #YallQaeda #ORmilitia The Oregonian #YeeHawd

Need snacks IMMEDIATELY. We're out of Funyuns and Cheetos. All we have left is stale Candy Corn. #YallQaeda The Oregonian #YeeHawd #ORmilitia

Feds are gonna cut off power. No more phone chargers! NO MORE CANDY CRUSH!!! Help, Steven, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity 🇺🇸, #ORmilitia

Facebook page was hacked. I'm NOT selling penis enlargement pills. Hard enough to lead revolution without THIS. #ORmilitia #YallQaeda

To be honest all we really want is a free Ted Nugent benefit concert. #YallQaeda #ORmilitia #oregonian #YeeHawd Ted Nugent

The best #snacks to send to #ORMilitia? Jerky? #YallQaeda Trail Mix? Vote in our poll: ORne.ws/1OxJ6Tx

Phone only has 1 bar. Did not anticipate how hard it would be to oder pizza delivery. ::sigh:: #ORmilitia #YeeHawd #YallQaeda The Oregonian

Be honest...do these microphones make me look fat?

We are like Rosa Parks. Only better because we're White. And not on a bus. #ormilitia #Malheur The Oregonian #YallQueda #YeeHawd #civilrights

Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!

Having fun in jail, making new friends. Dating a tattooed lifer named Big Mary. The Oregonian #ormilitia #noh8 #loveislove

Wish I could watch, but Big Mary wants to watch Taxi Driver. #GreaseLive #jailsucks