JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US lawmakers ask SEC to implement President Trump's executive order opening the $12.5 trillion 401k retirement market to crypto.

Werner Heisenberg

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Valentin Lopez has officially been arrested by Miami PD on charges of wire fraud and computer fraud. This arrest is suspected to be related to the recent $CANCER theft of $30,000 USD. CT is more powerful than ever right now.

Me, as the deadline of f* all approaches ...

Relative: "might be a good job" The job:

🐥 Canary System 🐥 94th UPDATE: reverb I will tweet a Canary image every so often each time it'll be pinned to my TL If a *new* Canary image tweet pin no longer appears within 1 week, OR if it is taken down without a new canary; THEN 1 of my 2 contacts shall speak on my behalf

🐥 Canary System 🐥 95th UPDATE: blurr I will tweet a Canary image every so often each time it'll be pinned to my TL If a *new* Canary image tweet pin no longer appears within 1 week, OR if it is taken down without a new canary; THEN 1 of my 2 contacts shall speak on my behalf

🐥 Canary System 🐥 96th UPDATE: stand I will tweet a Canary image every so often each time it'll be pinned to my TL If a *new* Canary image tweet pin no longer appears within 1 week, OR if it is taken down without a new canary; THEN 1 of my 2 contacts shall speak on my behalf

boomers will never understand we’re not in crypto for fun we’re here because a burrito costs $35

Just type “add a girlfriend” to any video on the new Grok Imagine

ANOTHER DAY IN THE TRENCHES

🐥 Canary System 🐥 97th UPDATE: upward I will tweet a Canary image every so often each time it'll be pinned to my TL If a *new* Canary image tweet pin no longer appears within 1 week, OR if it is taken down without a new canary; THEN 1 of my 2 contacts shall speak on my behalf