Apostles: let’s get this bread Jesus: idk man...make it sound fancier Apostles: give unto us our daily bread? Jesus: PERFECT

let’s get this bread

if you’re not gonna marry her, take your hands off another mans future.

When God created my Mom it went a little something like this

When your normal depression teams up with your seasonal depression as it starts getting colder outside Depression ²

Trinity: “you know what Evan Peters should never have? An eyebrow!” 😂😂😂😂

Ladies, if he: - Is slick as Gaston - Is quick as Gaston - Has a neck that's incredibly thick as Gaston - Shoots like Gaston - Makes those beauts like Gaston - Goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston - Uses antlers in all of his decorating He's not your man. He's Gaston.

Therapist: Let’s talk about your treatment and self care plan Me: Face... mask Therapist: That’s not a legitimate form of- Me: ʞsɐɯ ǝɔɐℲ Therapist: We talked about this it’s a distraction that feeds off consumerism and the internalized value of appearance Me: ʄǟƈɛ ʍǟֆӄ :)

THIS IS AMAZING Our Time/Missin You Crazy/Serious/I Wanna Go Down With You mashup 😱😱😱😱

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. -C.S. Lewis

Whoever I marry is gonna have to be prepared for my shower and car concerts, just sayin

Being in love is my favorite feeling