Eight years time, you’re in a re-education camp and Paddington is one of the most feared guards. You stand in a long line of starving prisoners. The bear removes a sandwich from under his hat and eats it slowly and derisively in front of you.

Bloody typical, I just found this 250 million year old pink Himalayan sea-salt at the back of the pantry and it expired in 2019!

I think it was me who sold Charles that pen

If the line of people stretches all the way to Bethnal Green, it'll be known as the Queue E2.

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.

Pondering the wildest things that have happened to me in teaching. 1. Got a call from reception to say my dalek had arrived. A 6ft one had been left there for me. A parent had made it for child’s homework. I had not, in fact, asked for a dalek. The homework was about apostrophes

Harts Cyclery in Corstorphine win Cycle Shop Champion of the Year theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2022/10/harts-…

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )

A few shots from a beautiful autumn day in the Scottish Highlands yesterday. All taken during my current workshop in one of my favourite regions of the UK. © Guy Edwardes Photography #visitscotland #visitbritain #scotlandshots #autumnwatch

This year we're switching from SPSS to Jamovi for final year UG stats teaching (in Psych). In case anyone's thinking of doing the same, or could just use some UG-friendly guides on Jamovi, here's a link to the lecture playlist 👇 Contents in 🧵... youtube.com/playlist?list=…

On this day 1605 Guy Fawkes began his journey to London. It would take him several days because his legs were made of old tights stuffed with newspapers.

Sign up for our new and time-limited research match-making service that puts #PublicHealth and #SocialCare practitioners who are new to research, in touch with experienced researchers. #YourPathInResearch nihr.ac.uk/health-and-car…

The Royal Society's Research Grants are still open for applications. This scheme is aimed at early career researchers, or researchers returning from a career break and provides funding for promising new projects. Find out more: #RSGrants royalsociety.org/grants-schemes…

Op Dominic vet Eric Barton, who's survived cancer, whose wife miscarried, who got a payout from the US government while ignored by his own, who's helped others apply, gets a hug from Air Vice-Marshal Maria Byford after the hearing there would finally be a medal from the UK govt.

How to leave Twitter but keep your followers It’s not yet possible but Tim Harford argues that it should be. on.ft.com/3ib92vL

.Santander UK Is there a Santander iPhone app that works? I have found 3 and they all crash.

Can anyone tell me how to get DALL-E to draw a pyramid with only 10 balls in it?

lol. Well done 👏

“After many days of testing, the one and only thing I can truly rely on the AI Pin to do is tell me the time” Oof theverge.com/24126502/human…