The kids are alright. 😄

My brilliant former co-founder’s new company. You’re lucky if you get the chance to work with him, trust me!

Netflix: We pulled a Patriot Act episode from Saudi Arabia because they told us to and "we're not in the truth to power business" HBO: We lost over $200k/tripled our libel insurance premiums over a John Oliver segment about a CEO, so here's another one vulture.com/2019/11/john-o…

Just watched 60 satellites march across the Los Angeles sky and I’m thrilled and saddened.

Hey Twitter brain, can anyone find an expert or a study on the efficacy of thymol vs bleach as a sanitizer? I know EPA rates them similarly but I'm looking for more information.

I mean. BAFTA. I'm really excited. WE GOT NOMINATED.

oh dear god i'm old. remember when we could just pick a color team and the internet was weird? #MyTwitterAnniversary

"18 months until a vaccine" is the new "your flight is delayed 30 minutes".

😮 my man's got PIPES

It warms my heart seeing this kind of love for Neo Cab 🚕👁‍🗨💜 well after it's release. I am really proud of what we made and love hearing how deeply people connect with the experience. val - V.M. Ayala (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈 is streaming it live now go check it out :)

*chefs kiss* via Chambraigne Socialist

what your email signature says about you

I've been calling my wife's employer Delta for two weeks to try and get an estimate of how much health care premiums might be if she returns to work -- the only information i can get is "that will be available when she returns to work" so it looks like we just have to guess.

David is the Chambraigne Socialist of design. So excited for him! (i totally f'ed up the first time I tried to retweet this)

Texas Republicans: Government regulation will turn us into Venezuela! Also Texas Republicans: Boil snow so you can have water to drink. Good luck!

It never ceases to amaze me that even after 12 years of online Olympic coverage, @NBC still can’t manage anything other than streaming a disjointed dumpster fire outside its primetime programming.

Liquor Store Clerk: I’m going to need to see an ID. Me: I shot 3000 pounds of meat but can only take 200 back to the wagon. Clerk: have a nice day!