We will never hear about the truly “perfect crime”

Somebody at google was just like "yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth"

currently

happy birthday AWSTEN KNIGHT from me and my dog Bean w/ his Waterparks shirt. hope you have a wonderful day!!! love you!!!

i can't believe i have the 280 character limit i feel so blessed to have this opportunity. i would like to thank not only god but also jesus our lord and savior. and thanks to my parents for birthing me like y'all the real mvp's and this tweet is a joke but i can write it SUCKAS

One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline

History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on