I need serious intervention I almost downloaded a dating app 😪

Party party drink meeee wooo

So undesirable

Forever grateful to that one person

need a bf who will use my eyes as a header :p

Women only want one thing

I asked a question and the liked the message and left me on seen… can I die now?

dreaming of having a baby and taking care of them and being so entranced and suddenly waking up and you were dreaming and you are like kinda disoriented and like where is my kid dude

Alex can even roll his “r” fake Guatemalan

A poem for my dear friend Alex (Alex Shmalex); A is for asshole, L is for loser, E is for ew, and, X is for… xylophone

my curse is believing everyone is pure at heart

Love my ig oomfies, you guys are precious to me

I’m scared

I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD

Friendship breakups are actually the worst

got called: pretty ladyy actually: mid ladyy got called: 5'7 actually: 5’7 called: introvert actually: introvert (but big yapper) got called: taken by me!! actually: Taken by my wife Liv (otherwise single) reply if u want me to do yours

I love taking care of my lil brother like he’s my baby

you only live once let that girl peg you twin </3

I be making typos like my life depends on it