WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY IN UGANDA 😂😂😂😂

This remedy works perfectly for the fat around the back and hips

Some things are about basic common sense, not even political wisdom. Your bosses, who must be having a lot more, hardly display their wealth. Only those who have visited their homes know how their houses look like. It is 40 years now, but many of us have no idea how Museveni’s

The Rolls Royce is actually here! Parked at her new sparkling house in Kigo at the moment, blue in colour (Midnight sapphire) and has no registration plates fitted on it, was purchased in November last year and delivered in March 2026. Onawulila engato mu uptown!

Being a man isn't easy. Bro caught his wife red-handed fucking another man in his bed. She said that she has been fucked two times in the man's house and she was even pregnant at the time. Respect to this guy's maturity, very calm. But women, women. Women. In a man's house!

Madoxx Sematimba is HIM 🙌 Mans entered the Bala, When I saw him, I got too excited & started playin his music (coz am a huge fan & I always pay homage to Artistes when they are around)..Long story short, Mans sent a waiter “Tell the DJ to stop playing my Music” 😂🙌 that’s AURA

If you are working with the Rolls-Royce queen and you have ever been involved in any dubious transaction, run out of the country, start fasting and praying or you are soon becoming a sacrificial lamb. Note. This is exclusive😒

I saw a debate today about whether 30k UGX is enough for a first date. Half the people are saying it’s an insult, and the other half are acting like they’ve never seen a meal at that price in their lives. We love to argue about useless things online. If the vibe is right, a

Arsenal please, just put 5 goals in against Burnley so we have the option to get a draw against Palace

Anyone who's flown to Europe or Asia from USA (or vice versa) knows that when you watch the in-flight tracker screen, it shows you're making a giant rainbow-arc shape over Greenland/Alaska. You've probably wondered: "That's weird, why don't they just fly in a straight line?

𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝟖:𝟎𝟎𝐩𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟖:𝟎𝟎𝐩𝐦. At the said time, the duly elected President will deliver his visual aerial message to the nation,timely, precise, and worth looking up for. Let us all keep our eyes on the skies.

A broke man can always become rich, but a HOE can NEVER become a Housewife. And even if you try to save her, she will always go back to the street where she belong. Remember that, KINGS. 👑 🗣️🤌🏾

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The convenience a car gives, everyone deserves a car, life is hard without a car.

ʀɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ ʙʏᴇᴍᴀʟᴏ NYOMBI🇹🇿🇮🇱🇺🇬 NRM Party Justine Kasule Lumumba you’re not loyal. you always move with the bandwagon of relevance seeking. you can’t have been in three parties and seek to be rewarded.

🚨HOW DISGRACEFUL: Trump just polled the crowd: who do you prefer for 2028 — JD Vance or Marco Rubio? Then told Vance he has his endorsement under “no circumstance.” The Vice President of the United States. Standing right there. Being humiliated by his own boss. In public.

Btw guys, if you use wakanet fibre and you’re moving, what happens? Do you just leave the router and everything behind?

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