Define 'functioning'

Real

African politicians are some of the cleverest interviewees

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

Must be a negligible discount then

Is Gautam Adani making his Bollywood debut? #Galwan 💀💀💀

Peak ChatGPT slop

And this is how the "world's fastest growing major economy" selects its bureaucrats 🤡

Who told her these facts ?

5+ friends are struggling due to early Marriage. ₹2,00,000 a month is a GREAT salary in India. But only under very specific conditions. If you’re 21–30, unmarried, -no big EMIs, -no dependents, -no crushing expectations- ₹2L/month can give you a very comfortable life. -Good

A Jew dies and meets God, and asks Him, "Is it wrong to commit a genocide of Palestinians?" "Yes," God replies. "Damn," says the Jew. "Antisemitism is more widespread than I thought."

Shoutout this guy who made a smart financial decision by winning silver instead of gold

TIL...a US prison yard is better maintained than every Indian city

A woman only remembers two things: the good she did for you, and the bad you did to her. The good you did for her and the bad she did to you are always forgotten.

I told my therapist: “I feel safest when I do everything alone.” She didn’t even ask why. She just looked at me gently and said:

There's a quote that I heard from this Muslim man, which I absolutely loved. He said, If you visit someone's house and they open their door to you, and one of the first things you notice is the dust on their chandelier, the dust on their TV, the dust on their table, don't ever go

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🚨 BREAKING: Hezbollah leader assassinated 10 minutes after announcing entry into the war.

- Open an account in Netanyahu’s name and insult me.