new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

RUN! RUN NEWS INTERNS! RUN FOR EQUALITY! RUN TO YOUR NETWORK! vine.co/v/eJBVb0wmbnD

"When all Americans are treated as equal, we are all more free." —President Obama #LoveWins

Seeing lots of tweets from Americans who want to move to Canada... Protip: Gay marriage has been legal here since 2005. #LoveWins

Let the celebration begin! ❤️💛💚💙💜 #RedfinPride #LoveWins

Maybe I'm just feeling antsy today but groups of people who slowly meander while taking up the entire width of the sidewalk make me feel 🙅

i've found "let's drink about it" to be the best approach to life

@_rsamuelson especially because you aren't even ordering a coffee :-P

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@_rsamuelson how was HTGAWM? I need to watch it..

@_rsamuelson I found your Christmas gift for the girlfriend this year...you're welcome! on.mash.to/1PMbEqq

@_rsamuelson oh yes. Next up is crying at commercials, TV interviews, etc.

@_rsamuelson I am more intrigued by your shopping list tbh...

@_rsamuelson but whyyyyyy

@_rsamuelson so sad I missed this tweet

adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies

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bank: you can borrow $600K to buy a house if u want me: wow thats so much money ill literally never be able to pay that back bank: its okay we dont expect you too me: wow! how does that even work? bank: nobody knows! :) me: :)

People that stop immediately outside the airplane door to adjust your purse/suitcase/backpack - why? Also, can 👏 you 👏 not?

When it's picture day at work and your dog is 10x more photogenic than you. Same hairstyle though...