KT🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻💙 Charlie Kirk Trump is always making history. Paving the way for future victims of sham trials to run for president. Now that bullshit is out of the way, onward to Jan 20.

KT🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻💙 Charlie Kirk Please, cry harder. And don't ever stop. Your tears (and those of your fellow NPCs) are a source of pure joy & entertainment for the rest of us. Keep 'em coming! 🤣

True story: @Grok diagnosed my daughter’s broken wrist last week. One of my daughters was in a bad car accident last weekend. Car is totaled but she walked away. Everyone involved did, thankfully. It was a best case outcome for a serious, multi-vehicle freeway collision.

There will probably be another 10m added to the Starship stack before we increase diameter

Hahaha my ex was jealous of me and I never knew, he was overtaken by the devil below us

For the idiots claiming otherwise

I’m laughing rn hahaha 😂 not today satan

Gavin Newsom keeps getting roasted by community notes for lying.

My cat is tearing the dead lizard serpent to shreds 😭 so gross but at least he’s here for the clean up <3

Newsom must RESIGN

Elon Musk The motivation is clear

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Yes!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸