The Old God prepares for final battle

hey i think we’re all heading over to the Arby’s on 35th and Pine Yelp review page if you want to come

#Breaking Mass resignations at #Twitter underway after #ElonMusk asks remaining employees to commit to "Hardcore Twitter." All employees locked out of the building unit Monday. Visa holders likely the only remaining employees. Story ➡️ bit.ly/3V2HuHP

Okay, seems like it’s time to ration. Everyone gets one more tweet and that’s it. Make it count

In a weird way, I think that the destruction of this platform by an arrogant billionaire with no understanding of how humans interact with one another sort of brought us all closer together again.

Hundreds upon hundreds of Twitter employees have technically resigned but still have access to Twitter’s internal systems, with some speculating it is because the employees tasked with managing that access also resigned.

Imagine all the things one could do with $44 billion

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

YTMND is still up

Ok new plan: we just create a shared google doc and all write our tweets there in order, but everyone has to agree to keep to under 240 char.

Fifteen years(!) and two days after its original launch, I am re-launching istwitterdown.com Blog post with more context: theryanking.com/post/is-twitte…

If you die on Twitter you die in real life.

The richest man on the planet, whose lavish upbringing was financed by an emerald slave mine in Zambia, wants you to believe that growing awareness of systemic inequality and injustice is the number one existential threat. I wonder why.

They posted our exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Imperial terms of service.

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his

Just an FYI that you can fire coaches.