Imagine Rihanna’s child telling his friends that he was in her stomach while performing in Super Bowl LVII 😂

Bahala ka sa buhay tanginamo

Last nights sleep was bussssssting. It was colder than an icebergs nuts 😮‍💨

Fair warning: I could reply fast I could reply late there’s no in between

Turn on the fan fan if I fan your head

The mosquitos been killer these past few days 😮‍💨

Just letting you know if you’re having a bad day at the end of the day it’s night

THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPYYYYY

Why did I have a dream worrying about why I had a baby polar bear in Saipan knowing I’d get in deep trouble if someone knew about 😂😵‍💫

So did anyone get McDonald’s yesterday and get a stomach ache? Just me and my little brother?

If there is one advice I could give is don’t take things to the heart, take heart to the things

Okay why did someone flash their titties on the road when their was a speed check going on ahead

I was just kidding, people who flash their lights to warn people of speed checks are heroes

I still can’t unsee his dragon balls

Filipinos be soo happy but still end up typing stuff like this “I’m finally going on a vacation! Can’t wait for this trip…”or “I won the lottery…”

Lol who the fuck walks out an establishment, calls two random guys a bum because they were just sitting down minding their business outside and then ask the same guys if they had a lighter she can borrow? Estupido