i promise you can stick your fingers in my enclosure i won’t even bite i promise

ok there's nothing wrong with him he's just annoying.

thank you for loving me.

what parts of you had to die in order for you to survive childhood?

Pretty bouquet

Happy Red Rose Day. ~ 🌹💞💕

I asked my beautiful horse Farul if he would still love me even if I was a worm and he wordlessly smashed apart a wooden chair with his powerful hooves.

Remember! If you don't want to celebrate Father's Day you can always celebrate me instead. 💖

Roses

❧ opened my mouth to complain about an over-zealous fan and Sabo immediately said "oh you want me to crack them like an egg" and started making pincer motions. starting to feel like I'm normal lately, unrelated

❧ yeah. Sure.

❧ [ making a show out of turning away and pretending he's not seeing it. ]

❧ If anyone asks for my whereabouts, I'm not around or present or anything.

hey! I'm sneefing here....

I am the reason why roses have thorns. God had no other choice than arrange the world as it is to keep me from eating all of them. The only scenario where that could be prevented is the one where roses are thorny and also taste bad.

They shouldn't do that then... :(

Hearing a couple's argument on the street and it's like.. she's just not into you anymore, dude. You're not even worth five Bendaroos to her.

Just give it up, she's not the one.