Officer I swear to god there were demons and ghouls walking around my neighbourhood it was self defense

Not posting shit about my recent knife purchase until trade reversal period ends. Don’t wanna jinx it

If reversed we buy an unapplied kato out of spite 👍

Last week my mom asked me to clean the dishes When I was done I looked at her and said “any sports team from Toronto” and she knew they were washed

Back in my day, we bought the skin BEFORE drawing the giveaway Truly an alien concept I know

Y’all can keep making moves in silence. I just found out I have doubled the returns of the s&p500 in the past 365 days and I intend to make it everyone’s problem.

Today is Gunners 6th birthday! 🎉 🎂 Everyone say “Happy Birthday Gunner”

Gunner says you should like this tweet for absolutely no reason in particular

🚨OMFG BEST UPDATE EVER!!!🚨

Please please please please watch the last 15 seconds of this clip. Genuinely the funniest thing a politician has ever said and I watch it every time it pops up on my feed.