@lbamp ‎Christopher 🦝 Dude, when’s the last time you were laid?

Just Flagged a bus down waited for it to stop then didn't get on

Naaaa love island with the smoking area and no influencers was top tier tv

David Tennant finding out he’s apparently playing the 14th Doctor

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wayne Rooney scored a debut hat trick in the Champions League at 18. Suck it, Sir Isaac.

9-5’s are really 7-7’s. Barely any time in the evening left

just imagine the state on Boris’s hair in that cobra meeting at 7-30

Your mind is the scariest place to be these days🤦🏻‍♂️

Best one I've heard so far calling ye bird Everton cos she kicks off every 10 minutes

Ahahahahahahahah

For every £100 you spend on fuel. £3.00 goes to the garage, almost £40.00to the fuel manufacturer (BP, Shell etc), and £57 goes in tax to the chancellor.

The prevalence of cocaine in every single social setting from the house party to the nightclub to the quiet drink is getting so depressing. People just burning the ears off each other same conversations week in week out.

Ma maw thinks am watching too much Top Boy, I think my man is chatting bare shit still.