Yo who tf keeps nutting on my car ts pmo

Jesus Christ

Just checked my phone

Dont forget to do your daily 10 job applications guys!!!!

u only get hungover because u approach alcohol with an impure spirit

Hey are these jeans gender neutral? “Anything can be gender neutral if you want it to be” Yeah ok bud these 762s finna be neutral if you’re wrong

Put me in a u14 football league and im making deion sanders look like a peasant

To the guy who has been drag racing me off snake road on my way to work You will never beat me. I do not want to go to work. I will kill us.

god forbid a boy has whimsy

I be talking to Christine like this guy everyday and im lowkey starting to feel bad

Going to panchiko and men i trust in back to back I fear ive lost my black card

God forgive me for the pain I’ve caused