Thank god for my stimmy because my dog is dumb and likes to eat fertilizer and it’s about to go right into this vet bill 🙃

When you find out you and your bestie Courtney each are getting your second vaccine dose at the same exact time just 2,000 miles apart >>>. #GetVaccinated

do y’all understand (as a social media professional) how badly i do not want to have social media lol

love being harassed by random strangers online 🙃 #socialmediamanager

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

It was my 17th birthday and I found out my aunt made my cousins unfriend me on Facebook over petty family drama lol

I hope the four day work week becomes a thing in my lifetime

I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.

at this exact moment two years ago today I was watching The Lonely Island perform live with @haleyf763 in Brooklyn, NY and it was still probably the best concert I’ve ever been to

The more I learn about disability in America the closer I am to screaming every moment of the day.

Not me just now realizing at 24 that year 3000 is a remake and not a jobros original thanks to Love Island

How you know you’re getting old: Every 5 mins while watching Harry Potter you say, “They’re just kids, they shouldn’t have to be the ones doing all this!!” 👵🏼

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

Shout out to all the social media brand managers who live in a digital shit-storm each and every day in order to get the job done.

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Seeing this tweet 3 hours too late… 🥲