"Is that what we are?" 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Yelena Belova 🔫 Black Widow 🔫 Trained in the Red Room with Natasha and Melina 🔫 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #BlackWidow #parodyaccount 🔫 RT

In another life...

"I've got this completely under control." ⚔️ Sif ⚔️ Queen of Asgard ⚔️ Married to my love @AsgardBrute ⚔️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ⚔️ Written by #BoneHead ⚔️ #Marvel #Avengers #Parody ⚔️ RT

"A Merry Christmas to all!" 🎄 Flipped account 🎅 Scott Calvin || Santa Claus 🎄 Toy maker, bring of joy around the world 🎅 Married to 🤶 Mrs Claus ❄ // A Radiant Parody 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎅 #Marvel #TheSantaClause #Parody 🎄 RT

"I made my family disappear." 🎄 Flipped account 🎄 Kevin Stark 🎄 Son of Tony Stark. || Iron Man. Parody. and Natalie R Stark. || Iron Widow. Parody. 🎄 Brother of Carol Danvers ⭐ || Captain Marvel || Parody 🎄 Molly Stark ⛄ // Parody. 🎄 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🎄 Written by #BoneHead 🎄 #HomeAlone #Marvel #Parody 🎄 RT

My man @EnticingJumper and I playing dress up. [Laughs.]

"How far are we allowed to fix something that's broken?" 🦇 NEW ACCOUNT 🦇 Dr. Michael Morbius 🦇 Biologist 🦇 Living Vampire 🦇 Married to Lena ❄ Northern Vampyre Elder // Radiant Parody 🦇 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #Morbius #Marvel #Parody 🦇 RT

"Til the end of the line." 🇺🇲 Captain Steve Rogers 🛡️ Captain America 🇺🇲 Works for the SSR 🛡️ Taken by Natasha Romanov // #Radiant Parody 🇺🇲 Best pal Sgt. Bucky Barnes. Parody. 🛡️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🇺🇲 Written by #BoneHead 🛡️ #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🇺🇲 RT

"A chief's work is never done." 🛡️ Flipped account 🛡️ Chief Daniel Sousa 🛡️ Chief of the SSR 🛡️ Married to @ProxyDame 🛡️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🛡️ Written by #BoneHead 🛡️ #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🛡️ RT

"Actually, your club's terrible and I'm never coming back." 🍸 Flipped account 🎬 Howard Stark 🔬 Founder of Stark Industries 🍸 Inventor, Film maker 🎬 Works with the SSR 🔬 Married to Marilyn Monroe Presley 💄💎 // Radiant Parody. 🍸 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🎬 Written by #BoneHead 🔬 #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🍸 RT

"I am Mighty." ⚡ Flipped #RpPinp Account ⚡ Dr Jane Foster ⚡ Physicist and Lady Thor ⚡ Married to @PimptressHulk ⚡ @ us your requests ⚡ Member of A Force ⚡ SL acct Dr. Jane Foster. Parody. ⚡ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ⚡ Written by #BoneHead ⚡ #Marvel #parodyaccount ⚡ RT

"I'm Batgirl." 🦇Flipped Account 🦇 Barbara Wilson 🦇 Batgirl 🦇 Taken by Kara Kent / 🔻Supergirl / Radiant Parody 🦇 Member of A Force 🦇 Part of 🏹 Team Arrow 🏹 Parody 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #DC #parodyaccount 🦇 RT

"I thought it was brave what you did out there. Stupid, but brave." 💋 Flipped account 🔬 Gwen Stacy 🧬 Taken by N 🧫 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🧪 Written by #BoneHead ⚗ #SpiderMan #Marvel #Avengers #parodyaccount 💋 RT

"I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief" 🖤 Flipped Account 💋 Felicia Hardy 🖤 Black Cat 💋 Heiress and professional cat burglar 🖤 Married to my love @FatalSilk 💋 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🖤 Written by #BoneHead 💋 #Marvel #parodyaccount 🖤 RT

"You and me, tiger. Till the end." 🕸️ Flipped Account 🖤 Mary Jane Watson 🕸️ Ultimate Spider-Woman 🖤 Taken by my love @SpiderRadiant 🕸️ Member of A Force 🖤 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🕸️ Written by #BoneHead 🖤 #Marvel #parodyaccount 💋 RT

"Mutant and proud." 💥 Flipped Account 💥 Sydney Darkholme 💥 AU Morph 💥 Married to @RadiantDazzler 💥 Adopted Daughter of Mystique 💥 Member of A Force 💥 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #Xmen #Marvel #parodyaccount 💥 RT

"You haven't seen me angry...until now!" 💥 Flipped Account 💥 Wanda Maximoff 💥 Scarlet Witch 💥 X-Men Evolution and MCU 💥 Daughter of Magneto 💥 Taken by Marie LeBeau. // Rogue. Parody. 💥 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #Xmen #Marvel #parodyaccount 💥 RT

Now you're the scientist and I have the powers of Thor. [Laughs.]