How can a woman tell if she's ugly? She sits at the bar and knows the price of every drink!

A man spent Saturday afternoon in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. His nosy female neighbor was outraged and shouted over at him, "You should be hung!" He sipped his beer and calmly replied, "I am. That's why she mows the lawn!"

Come to the Royal Room next week to hear Critical Mass celebrate Women's History Month by playing music by only female composers! theroyalroomseattle.com/event/critical… Critical Mass Big Band: Celebration of Women Composers theroyalroomseattle.com

Come see me and 16 of my closet musical friends blow the lid off The Royal Room next Thursday, June 26. Tickets available now at thestranger.boldtypetickets.com/events/1662119…

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Just donated to help Roberta Vaughan, someone who has always been there for others. She's facing a tough time right now. If you can, please consider helping her too. Every bit counts. Please share. gofund.me/1a6b9761

Crooner Danny Quintero and Critical Mass Big Band return to The Royal Room for an evening of joyful, heartwarming holiday music that the whole family will enjoy. thestranger.boldtypetickets.com/events/1704292…