not me craving the buffalo chicken fries from college, wine drunk in florida in 2022

why are all the men that like me on dating apps republicans

Hoop de doo is returning on my birthday happy birth to me 🥰🥰

The DJ at the magic game just made a mash up of good 4 u and crush crush crush and… wow I needed this

Honestly after putting up with I-4 in orlando for so long, driving in LA is a breeze. Absolutely wild that it makes these people look like stellar drivers

the sexual tension between me & pulling all the way through a parking spot

look I don’t like subtitles but god damn the ones in stranger things are so good. “intense, confident synth music”, “slightly dramatic synth music” ugh Netflix gets me

today’s gym inspo brought to you by natalie portman’s arms and listening to the entirety of katy’s teenage dream album

not me driving to a whole other grocery store because the first one I went to didn’t have any good avocados

I feel like it should be illegal in this day and age for a grocery store to not have a self-checkout

so when are we getting a “You” hhn house

Happy #bb24 finale night! Our themed snacks! 𝓼tarla. ali

my twitter/insta/fb bios haven’t been changed since roughly 2013 and at this point they are relics so we can’t update them now

the lady in front of me spent $552 on groceries. merry crisis

grocery shopping as a single adult is so dumb, I just bought $0.60 worth of broccoli

love is blind was such a better show during the pandemic when we were all sitting on the couch sad

I have had a twitter more than half of my life SOS someone please I’m having an existential crisis

why does dr will look like a founding father #bb25

“no problem” #bb25

saw Taylor Swift on friday in miami and am now on my way to SF to see the niners/chiefs game. in my mama Donna Kelce era ✨