Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

Cat's out of the bag, I guess :)

GETTTTTTTTTTT FUCKED MAGA!!!!!

interplanetary criminal blew the absolute roof off of knockdown center on friday. met him on stage after he finished and he said “wow thank you so much” I said nah…. thank YOU. 10/10 set, 15/10 bloke.

I AM GONNA CRASH THE FUCK OUT I completely manifested this

virgo sun and mercury… gemini moon…. im a brute

Respectfully, you’re completely wrong

this set is so very important to me

Italian Americans know that chicken cutlets slap both hot and fresh AND straight out of the fridge at 2am

With a near-perfect 9.9/10, Heated Rivalry Ep 5 is IMDb’s top-rated episode of 2025

we need Hudson Williams on ziwe immediately

this challenge didn’t stand a chance against my 40mg vyvanse

this very obviously didn’t happen in nyc or new jersey because if it had it wouldn’t have made the headlines

I collect air signs like infinity stones (chart is 50% air)

between this fuck ass grown ass monkey and that raggedy washed up ass groundhog im about to unleash all 9 circles of hell upon them

I just know this man is a libra

87 IS IN 🙌

I’m so annoyed that byyourselfmaxxing is fucking hilarious