tbh i’m scared/refusing to watching tidying up bc i’m really not in the mood to throw all my stuff away rn

why do all boys think they’re good at bowling lol

i had to scream

moment of silence for the time i sang “lovesick blues” at the bbq house and an old man told me i had a talent for yodeling

wasn’t me

The next time you go to a Friday night Barons game, don't forget to look past the fireworks....

so let me get this straight..... half my Facebook friends think a page (that was created yesterday) is giving away a free vacation for two, because the original couple broke up and cancelled? ok

hahahahahahaha

the insta relationships on my timeline during Easter: - “we are eggspecting!!!!” - *prom?* engraved on egg - “first holiday with my FIANCÉ” no in between. proud of y’all tho

how do we stop people from posting pics of their work out stats on their Apple Watch

If college professors let students bring in canned goods for extra credit we’d solve world hunger

real question: do any of u girls know what to do when a guy is playing guitar for you? like do we snap? bob our head to the beat? smile? sing? bust out a tambourine? idk

I’m trying to have peter take me out on a date

That will wake them aliens up