me standing there while my boss is using me as a good example

Coworkers: Good morning…😄 Me walking into work:

officer please I had no idea the tea was twisted

GIRL MATH: if i don't spend enough to get free shipping i’m losing money

on October 3rd he asked me what day it was, it’s October 3rd

me after spending all my money because ik i’ll get more from idk where:

when the homegirls say they need to pee

it’s november again

2023, Thank you, next.

💋

“do u remember when?” me:

Me: “i need to go out more” also me every time I’m free:

we love tatted men ova hereeeee

When his story don't add up but it's cool cuz yours isn’t about to either

Cutting ppl off for their political views is insane lol some of y’all need to relax.

Love u Jacob Garcia ❤️‍🔥

Me at the gym:

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber