Ketchup packets don’t have enough ketchup in them.

One unexpected perk of having a boyfriend is that when I sleep at his I come home to an already made bed & a clean apartment since I wasn’t living in it the night before. 🤓

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I can feel #gato snoring in my hand

TIL rich people really care about throwing the swankiest charity event/gala #RHOP

Future flavor combo to try: dark chocolate, peanut butter, oat milk

Yall it's time to go to bed

Do you think NBCUniversal knew they were going to name Peacock when Tracy Morgan was "proud as a peacock" in episode 2 of 30 Rock ?🤔

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#everythinggoesmyway

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"This is not an ambush, it's a message" #rhop

BREAKING: Republican Donor Harlan Crow has been giving millions of dollars to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife Ginni Thomas for over 20 years, off the books, under the table. ProPublica just discovered that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife

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Wordle 797 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Best day ever

Colby has officially proved himself completely useless #survivor20

Sigh. The playbook. They make up a lie; there is no evidence for it; Western journalists spread it like wildfire; diplomats and politicians parrot it loudly; a narrative is built; the general public believes it; the damage is done; then they finally admit it never happened.

Donald Trump has been dropping breadcrumbs about his VP pick for weeks now. Last night he revealed that he’s already made his VP pick. Are you ready for this, America?

What a joke, this woman is so arrogant and can’t finish anything she starts 😂