spending 1.5 hours getting ready to film a 1 line audition

as a mid wilshire resident i can confirm this is our daily schedule

#ChickenNuggetOnTheFloorAtGoodwill

can’t stop unironically singing white feather hawk tail deer hunter

Please stop showing me close ups of Trump he’s really gross

Daily Rats for no reason Day 608: Soup Rat #rat #pixelart

daylight savings is NOW everyone get HAPPY and have FUN

this is the first time in years that i haven’t somehow owed thousands of dollars in taxes and i’m actually getting a refund for once

The news/society: stop eating Trader Joe’s frozen meals. There is glass in them and they are harmful to your health Me: I’m da glass man

eating catered in n out on break whilst working elton johns oscar party and i don’t think ive ever uttered a more California mad libs ass sentence

me as hell

my beautiful country California

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

sipping my aperol spritz and eating my french fries in the sunshine next to the grove fountain while bill withers “lovely day” is playing….about to go see a movie and probably have some pizza after….hooooh mr. withers you ARE right…..

😅Disney’s having a rough week: two crows flew to the top of Rapunzel’s tower at Tokyo DisneySea in Japan and started ripping out her hair.

my tooth is in my purse and charli xcx is blaring in the dentist office lobby. LA baby

me in college when i wanted to save money on the subway because yes i was that broke but honestly it still kinda rocked and yes my legs looked great

(tiny acorn falls on my head mid-sentence and knocks me unconscious)