asking me to take out bins is so outrageous, i’m literally a lady

Women really love to sleep lol if y’all could y’all would sleep all day literally 😂😂😂

one thing about me, ima nap

I’m ready for hoodies and cold nights.

me: *gets my paycheck* my car:

the feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt

hot girls have a lip balm in every purse they own

Me reapplying my lipgloss every 10 minutes

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day

no one: me every 5 min:

lmao

I miss going through yall likes

when a rare story liker likes your story so you know you ateee