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im glad nintendo understands that girls just wanna be best friends with a big monkey and go on adventures with him

pickles are great...until you're in one

Got the idea from the film Flatliners. Joel Schumacher film, shot by Jan de Bont.

if my head were veal, which i know it is not, how much would it be worth?

woke up with a heavy heart and wrote some words on united states v. skrmetti this morning.

"preferred pronouns" no they're just my pronouns

i like having the steering wheel on the left so i can use my dominant hand for more important stuff (grabbing girls thighs)

The Carp is Back

not gay enough!!!!!!!!

i don’t care i share a birthday with vanessa kirby, rick moranis, and conan and that makes me better than you

thinkin about how giant those steps are compared to how narrow those stairs are

i’m always saying this