Try, instead, saying: “I didn’t fail. I just really fucking ate shit and fucking sucked in a really horrible way that was unforgivable.”

#TheRehearsalHBO: white man practices having complete control over literally everything in order to prepare for the REAL event where he has complete control over literally everything.

Live from my apt—I just panic texted my Mom a picture of my pussy to see if she thinks this bump is just an ingrown hair—it’s Saturday night!!!

So before phones you just… got out of your car as soon as you parked?

You know when you go to clean your floors in August but you still manage to sweep up a little Christmas tree pine? Thats how I feel about being mentally ill ♥️ 🎄

If I don’t eat something FUN right this very second I’m gonna lose my shit

Today I saw a woman standing outside a bar smoking a cigarette and there was just something about her that made me hornier than I’ve ever been for a stranger but “I’m not gay”

The amount of “organized piles” I will make just to avoid putting shit away — is this also how I deal with my personal issues 🧐 💩 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤔

Sometimes I will look at pics of myself from last week and be like fuck I used to be so skinny 😢

Table next to me is getting their fajitas

If Hamas had killed 20,000 Israelis, including approximately 7,000 women and 8,000 Israeli children, what would America's reaction be? If you can't see that Palestinian lives matter so much less to our leaders than Israeli lives, you're trying really hard not to see it.

Thousands of Black children with sickle cell disease struggle to access disability payments Roughly 76% families of children with sickle cell disease who have applied, or at least 12,249 families, had their requests denied between 2015 and 2020. cbsnews.com/news/sickle-ce…

Depression hack: get the flu shot to replace the reason you’re bedridden

white ppl be like “Hunter biden” lmfao

I’ll never be successful I spend too much time tying my shoes

#KendrickLamar performs ‘Not Like Us’ at ‘The Pop Out’ 🔥🔥🔥 x.com/travis_vault/s…

6 FUCKING TIMES?!?? LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAOOAAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAAOAAAOAOAOAO

Kendrick did all of this SOBER.

the ensemble covering him so he can smear ketchup on his face

Rich ppl are evil but I wish I could hire someone to fill my humidifier every night