always amazed at how many people on this site have capitalism Stockholm’s syndrome. imagine being furious at the suggestion that people could be paid more for work

yes I am darla from nemo

Male authors trying to show a woman at rock bottom:

men's g spot is in their ass. happy pride to all the men out there <3

if your bitch got white toes. shes down for butt stuff #insiderinformation

awwww piglet!

I never wanna get married but I like the title "Divorcé" whats the kosher reading on just telling people you're divorced for dramatic effect?

oh no ive reached the part of depression when I realize its all my dads fault. HAPPY BELATED FATHERS DAY (I already forgot)

shout out to my bearded dragon. the only thing is this world keeping me alive. my world rests on your shoulders buddy!

the bodega guy and I are too close

dear phone. please stop suggesting every gay dating app known to man. im going to meet my girlfriend the way every other lesbian does. by turning one of my straight friends.

got a pastry in north beach, cashier asked 'how are you' I looked him right in the eyes said "I feel nothing" and ate the cannoli in one bite.

do you guys remember when Marilyn Manson was hot?

the devils really testing me today.

eating a croissant and drinking a cappuccino in bed is the only legal way to take meetings on Fridays